Agent Smith the Deliveryman

I was eating breakfast when the doorbell rang. It kept ringing so I eventually went down. Our door sorta has a refracted glass thing so you can kinda see the shape of the person outside. The person was wearing brown so I thought it was the UPS person I know. Since I know one of the UPS people, I waited by the door a bit longer and then opened it. Turns out it wasn’t him. It was this tall guy who was wearing thickly dark wrap around sunglasses. (and let me tell you, the sun wasn’t out in this guy, it wasn’t even shining outside as well) He said with no emotion, “package pickup” Then he held up a reciept like it was a FBI (or the like) badge. He looked like Agent Smith from Matrix . . except he was wearing brown.