A good friend of ours invited us to come along with him to this Holistic Living Expo that was nearby. We agreed to go. What would make this trip so good is that our friend is not at all into that stuff (neither am I for that matter) and we knew he’d be saying all kinds of stuff to them.
Anyway we got there and it was pretty big. I walked with him around and we came across this Miracle booth that had a bowl of candy, Andy (our friend) said, “hey! Now that’s a miracle!” Than we passed by this phykick (spelled something like that) lady who gave out free mind/palm/etc readings and Andy planned on asking her what his dead wife’s name is (his wife isn’t dead). So he went up to her and said, “can I have a quickie palm read? What’s my dead wife’s last name?” She waved him away.
Than there’s this Scientology booth and Andy gave them a big quiz on their own religeon and had a big debate and we had to pull him back.
Many, many years ago, Pa used to be into that stuff (but not anymore) and he told Andy that the Holistic people speak “a foriegn language” in a manner of speaking. Since Pa knew kinda what they meant, he could “translate” what they were saying (and it’s not like they weren’t speaking English, they just kinda had analogies and different things). Well, he wasn’t able to translate ’cause Andy got the pyscics on the defensive before he could pretend to be serious.
It was really fun/funny!
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